I Hate my Neighbour
from Eclectasy by The JK Project
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Sadly so common and true.
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My next door neighbour’s been to places, I’ve never been
His wife has one of the ugliest faces, I’ve ever seen
They got a smarmy son & daughter And a dog I’d like to slaughter
And on the wall there is a picture of the Queen
Well here’s the story the bloke’s a tory
He’s got a double barrelled name and a medal for some glory
And every morning He shouts a warning
‘OY Keep away from my house and car or you will be sorry
There’s a scruffy so in so in the house next door… He makes me sick
With the grottiest rabble of dirty friends you could ever pick
His girlfriend’s bosom flopping Tattoos & laddered stockings
And a voice just like EastEnders in the nick
I hate my neighbour, He voted labour
I wish he’d move away from here do us all a favour
And in the evening They’re always screaming
Keep me wide awake at night when I should be dreaming
I don't understand how people like that can afford to live around here, I mean look at them, they're all scruffy, uncouth, not one good egg in the box. If I had my way, they'd be sent to the council houses on the other side of town!
Tosser, ingrate, Tosser, ingrate, Tosser, ingrate
He’s got a sports car I don’t know what for
Except to clean it on the weekend and drive it to the local Golf Course
He works in banking, Yeah he’s a banker
In my opinion the profession of total wankers.
What, how dare you, do you know, I belong to the local PTA. I'm a very important man in this area, educated at Eton and look at me now for heavens sake living next door to this total waster. I've worked hard all of my life, those people next door living off the state. I don't know what this world is coming too I really don't.
His wife has one of the ugliest faces, I’ve ever seen
They got a smarmy son & daughter And a dog I’d like to slaughter
And on the wall there is a picture of the Queen
Well here’s the story the bloke’s a tory
He’s got a double barrelled name and a medal for some glory
And every morning He shouts a warning
‘OY Keep away from my house and car or you will be sorry
There’s a scruffy so in so in the house next door… He makes me sick
With the grottiest rabble of dirty friends you could ever pick
His girlfriend’s bosom flopping Tattoos & laddered stockings
And a voice just like EastEnders in the nick
I hate my neighbour, He voted labour
I wish he’d move away from here do us all a favour
And in the evening They’re always screaming
Keep me wide awake at night when I should be dreaming
I don't understand how people like that can afford to live around here, I mean look at them, they're all scruffy, uncouth, not one good egg in the box. If I had my way, they'd be sent to the council houses on the other side of town!
Tosser, ingrate, Tosser, ingrate, Tosser, ingrate
He’s got a sports car I don’t know what for
Except to clean it on the weekend and drive it to the local Golf Course
He works in banking, Yeah he’s a banker
In my opinion the profession of total wankers.
What, how dare you, do you know, I belong to the local PTA. I'm a very important man in this area, educated at Eton and look at me now for heavens sake living next door to this total waster. I've worked hard all of my life, those people next door living off the state. I don't know what this world is coming too I really don't.
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from Eclectasy,
released July 1, 2021
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