1. |
I'm Gone
03:33
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I am a man that cheats the seasons
I hate the cold because I'm getting old
Don't wanna sit around just sneezing
I do love to cheat the seasons
I want the sun i want to have some fun
I don't need my buts a-freezing
I hate the cold winter and i hate the rain
I Don't wanna see another cold season again, I'm gone
The cold grey skies are all the same
I'm gonna fly off in an aeroplane, I'm gone
You poor folks can keep the cold
Where i come from you just don't be told
Get away from ice and rain
Fly out on an aeroplane
Don't leave it late no, just don't hesitate
Have yourself a lot of fun
I hate the cold winter and i hate the rain
I Don't wanna see another cold season again, I'm gone
The cold grey skies are all the same
I'm gonna fly off in an aeroplane, I'm gone
You know that it ain’t a treason
To find a vacation to try to squeeze in
Try European, Korean, Aegean
Now you could go to the Caribbean
You'll love that rich gastronomy
Your spend is good for their economy
Helping people to get by
I hate the cold winter and i hate the rain
I Don't wanna see another cold season again, I'm gone
The cold grey skies are all the same
I'm gonna fly off in an aeroplane, I'm gone
Where theres a lot more daylight hours
And your garden there is simply full of flowers
You're gonna be a long time in your grave
I hate the cold winter and i hate the rain
I Don't wanna see another cold season again, I'm gone
I hate the cold winter and i hate the rain
I Don't wanna see another cold season again, I'm gone
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2. |
Matagorda Bay
03:07
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Laying in the Texas sun, cool beer, having fun
I wanna be the one to spend my day
Lazin’ and a-fishin’ in the Colorado River
All the way to Matagorda Bay.
You can keep your Mississippi you Yampa River Hippy
Missouri don’t do nothin’ for me
Estoy no contento in the river Sacramento
There ain’t nothin’ to see
Ohio is for losers, Tennessee for boozers
Shenandoah runs way too slow
Apalachicola, a place I never told ya
Is nowhere I ever wanna go
Laying in the Texas sun, cool beer, having fun
I wanna be the one to spend my day
Lazin’ & a Fishin’ in the Colorado River
All the way to Matagorda Bay.
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3. |
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When they first met, on that dark and fateful night,
She had the feeling, something just wasn't right,
But It's hard to know the score with no writing on the wall,
All that he knew, was that the good times were to come.
Anticipation can be the highest high of all,
The anticipation of elation, was the high that made the call,
He didn't know the score as he broke into her door,
All he knew, was that good times were to come.
She hears the noises in the night
Laying still too scared to switch the light,
She couldn't know she'd been randomly picked for his games,
He couldn't know about the knife that she hid by her bed.
The room went silent as reached down to the knife,
She knew she'd have to act now or regret it all her life,
But it's hard to know what's right, when everything's so wrong,
All she knew, was that the good times were all done
So much planning so much time, knowing soon that he would cross the line.
Fantasising, living through and dreaming of this night
but then planning is the key to the art of escape and staying free
the final chapter of a long and terrible beautiful fantasy
She lay there silent and still in the night time
Crying, wondering what the hell did i do
Why the hell did he choose me
I don't get it I don't see
Every thing has changed this night for me
When they first met, on that dark and fateful night,
She had the feeling, something just wasn't right,
But It's hard to know the score with no writing on the wall,
All that he knew, was that the good times were to come.
All that he knew, was that the good times were to come.
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4. |
I Hate my Neighbour
03:44
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My next door neighbour’s been to places, I’ve never been
His wife has one of the ugliest faces, I’ve ever seen
They got a smarmy son & daughter And a dog I’d like to slaughter
And on the wall there is a picture of the Queen
Well here’s the story the bloke’s a tory
He’s got a double barrelled name and a medal for some glory
And every morning He shouts a warning
‘OY Keep away from my house and car or you will be sorry
There’s a scruffy so in so in the house next door… He makes me sick
With the grottiest rabble of dirty friends you could ever pick
His girlfriend’s bosom flopping Tattoos & laddered stockings
And a voice just like EastEnders in the nick
I hate my neighbour, He voted labour
I wish he’d move away from here do us all a favour
And in the evening They’re always screaming
Keep me wide awake at night when I should be dreaming
I don't understand how people like that can afford to live around here, I mean look at them, they're all scruffy, uncouth, not one good egg in the box. If I had my way, they'd be sent to the council houses on the other side of town!
Tosser, ingrate, Tosser, ingrate, Tosser, ingrate
He’s got a sports car I don’t know what for
Except to clean it on the weekend and drive it to the local Golf Course
He works in banking, Yeah he’s a banker
In my opinion the profession of total wankers.
What, how dare you, do you know, I belong to the local PTA. I'm a very important man in this area, educated at Eton and look at me now for heavens sake living next door to this total waster. I've worked hard all of my life, those people next door living off the state. I don't know what this world is coming too I really don't.
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5. |
Chaos
03:16
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I’ve made hard decisions, all based on little fact,
I’ve seen new divisions all based on lack of tact,
I’ve been playing hardball when the ball is out of play,
I can tell you as a fact, that night is day,
It’s time to get these things right when wrong is all I see,
I see chaos all around me
Chaos, Chaos,
Chaos, Chaos,
Chaos, Chaos,
Chaos, Chaos,
We’ve seen politicians lie and cheat and win,
While people using food banks, suffer for their sins,
We get fooled by corporations that advertise cheap food,
While fat malnourished children, suffer life at school,
It’s hard to get these things right when everything so wrong,
We see chaos all around us.
Chaos, Chaos,
Chaos, Chaos,
Chaos, Chaos,
Chaos, Chaos,
A message from Boris
You’ve heard the spin from Cum man, all twisting up the facts,
You’ve heard the hate from Blowjob, concerning skin that’s black,
You’ve seen your country descend from great respect to joke,
So drink you little alcohol and sniff your line of coke,
It’s hard to get yourself out of bed when everything’s so wrong,
You see chaos all around you.
Chaos, Chaos,
Chaos, Chaos,
Chaos, Chaos,
Chaos, Chaos,
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6. |
Disposable Celebrity
05:57
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It’s all about the singer not about the song
But it doesn’t really matter cos they won’t be round for long
Making music to create an atmosphere
Pre-Programmed sample loops made by clever engineers
It's all about the image not the tune,
You get to wear designer clothes and lounge about, all afternoon
While the cameras capture all of your delights,
And blemishes are photoshopped to make you look just right
Forgotten by tomorrow, so enjoy your month of fame,
Disposable celebrity, society takes the blame,
They love you and adore you, you're this seasons greatest draw
Downloaded and revered online, then discarded as you fall
Play me a melody, oh play a good song
Where the words are the remedy and the chords move my soul
It's all about the singer not the song,
A taste of good life, thats when it all goes wrong
While the next celebrity is being made,
The last trend is discarded and celebrity will fade
Forgotten by tomorrow, so enjoy your month of fame,
Disposable celebrity, society takes the blame,
They love you and adore you, you're this seasons greatest draw
Downloaded and revered online, then discarded as you fall
They can make you sound great, with awesome pitch control
But your lyrics, suck my friend coz they got no fuckin' soul
So dance around you moron, and pretend it's rock 'n' roll
But it ain't
So share it with your family and your friends, how you became a star and how the story ends
You thought you had the whole world at your feet, but no-one recognises you as you walk along the street,
Forgotten by tomorrow, so enjoy your month of fame,
Disposable celebrity, society takes the blame,
They love you and adore you, you're this seasons greatest draw
Downloaded and revered online, then discarded as you fall
Play me a melody, oh play a good song
Where the words are the remedy and the chords move my soul
Reprise
Play me a melody, oh play a good song
Where the words are the remedy and the chords move my soul
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7. |
Good Time
02:19
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Just wanna have a good time, like anyone else
I coasted through school never acting the fool
I treated my parents like nobody's fool
Then I thought I'd escaped, I'd be out with new mates
You must be joking right?
Just wanna have a good time, like anyone else?
Going to Uni's supposed to be cool
Girls in my room and the bar and the pool
Now I know how fate can be so cruel
Because of lockdown, right?
Just wanna have a good time, like anyone else?
I've been waiting all of my life for this moment, to come
Now I sit here locked in my room, I've been done!
Just wanna have a good time, like anyone else?
You want me to stay outa sight, dinner for one on a Saturday night
No one here for me to invite, you must be joking Right?
Just wanna have a good time, like anyone else?
You want me to stay outa sight, dinner for one on a Saturday night
No one here for me to invite, you must be joking Right?
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8. |
Spoilt brat
04:02
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It might be late but I feel fine Got my life ahead
Hangin’ with a friend of mine Really good in bed.
Studying for my degree, When I feel inclined
Enjoy my life incredibly, See what I can find
Girls come from everywhere, Party till Dawn
I don’t mind if I'm up all night I'll be sleepin’ on the lawn
Drive my Mercedes Benz, To the liquor store
Get my friends along tonight they’ll be knockin’ at my door
My old man he’s C E O, And he’s stinkin’ rich
He screws with his secretary, She’s a dirty bitch
Mum don’t know and I don’t care, Do you think I’m hard
Spend his money all day long, pays my credit card
Girls come from everywhere, Party till Dawn
I don’t mind if I'm up all night I'll be sleepin’ on the lawn
Drive my Mercedes Benz, To the liquor store
Get my friends along tonight they’ll be knockin’ at my door
My life's great, I'm untouchable, my old mans money makes me cool.
I know that, you can't relate, but I'll never be you, you poor fool.
Saw Pa this morning, For a coffee & chat
This bad behaviour, Had enough of that
Dad you’re dead right, I really do agree
So please tell mum, You’ll get a new secretary
Daddy’s back in Bangalore, Another business trip
Sleeping with that dirty whore, No need to bite my lip
Mum has taken to the gym, I whispered in her ear
A fitness trainer called Big Jim, Now she gets her share
Girls come from everywhere, Party till Dawn
I don’t get my rest by night so I’m sleepin’ on the lawn
Drive my Mercedes Benz, To the liquor store
Get my friends along tonight they’ll be knockin’ at my door
My life's great, I'm untouchable, my old mans money makes me cool.
I know that, you can't relate, I'll never be you, you poor fool
Girls come from everywhere, Party till Dawn
I don’t mind if I'm up all night I'll be sleepin’ on the lawn
Drive my Mercedes Benz, To the liquor store
Get my friends along tonight they’ll be knockin’ at my door
My life's great, I'm untouchable, my old mans money makes me cool.
I know that, you can't relate, I'll never be you, you poor fool
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9. |
Just a Shadow Away
03:58
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I get the feeling I know you, that you’re an open book,
Although we’ve never met, I see your face everywhere I look,
Although you don’t see me, I’m just a shadow away,
I know your friends and your neighbours and who you’re gonna speak to today,
I’ve seen better times, you should know,
But this could be the start of our show.
I love the dress that you’re wearing, I’d love to smell your hair,
The way you smile at me even though, you don’t know Im there.
When I sit in your garden, to keep you safe through the night,
I know you’re true to me because you’re never out of my sight.
I’ve seen better times, you should know,
But this could be the start of our show.
Leave me alone, you don’t want me near you?
I’m changing my phone, You really don’t need to,
I’m moving away, To find a new life,
With friends that you care for, I hope that they’re there for…you
I got to talk with your postman, he is a buddy of mine,
He told me you’d moved away, away across the town,
So now I’m here at the station, I’m gonna take me a ride,
And if I like your new address maybe I’ll see you inside?
I’ve seen better times, you should know,
But this could be the start of our show.
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10. |
The Cameraman
01:56
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Sitting in my Sprinter Van, Camera at the ready
Watching traffic passing by, Most is going steady
But I’m the man know knows he can
Spoil your morning plans by going nick nick....
I’ll be there to wait for you, when it’s rain or sunny
Popular with authorities, Makes them lots of money
But you can’t tell when I’ll be there
Hiding in my secret lair and nick nick....you're nicked my friend
I’m not prejudice Don’t care what colour you are
I hate everyone Everyone who drives a car
If you’re speeding Just a little bit
I’ll go click click and you’ll be in the shit
nick nick....you're nicked my friend
I’m not prejudice Don’t care what colour you are
I hate everyone Everyone who drives a car
If you’re speeding, I’ll give you a great big fine
You’ll be sorry but the pleasure will be mine
People try to get around it, With clever tricks
Too bad son I got ya done, Hard luck mate you’re nicked
It’s too late now to make a row
I caught you with your trousers down you DICK.......
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11. |
Would you Like it Hot?
04:10
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It's time to leave this town, it's getting me down
I think about it everyday
But when I get right down to it,
It's harder to do than to say.
I've got so many reasons to leave this place,
I've got a job that I hate that hardly pays,
I've got a stinky flat that smells of cat,
I've got a Fiat van that's not all that,
It really doesn't matter what I haven't got
When I see my unrequited love in the coffee shop
It makes it all worthwhile to stick around,
Just to hear the sound of her voice
Pasties, pies, soup with noodles
Followed by some apple strudel
Would you like it hot (phwar) I'll see what I've got
Each day, I see the rain, feel the pain
Darkness creeping in my soul
And the bills keep piling up
Credit cards are paid with loans
I've got so many reasons to leave this place,
My state of mind is a bloody disgrace,
I sit around moping every day
I can't even be bothered to get out my own way
So when I feel bad, and I'm feeling down
I get on a bus and go into town
Order a coffee and a piece of cake
then I hear the sound of her voice....
Pasties, pies, soup with noodles
Followed by some apple strudel
Would you like it hot (phwar) I'll see what I've got
Pasties, pies, soup with noodles
Followed by some apple strudel
Would you like it hot (phwar) I'll see what I've got
It's time to leave this town, it's getting me down
I think about it everyday
But when I get right down to it,
It's harder to do than to say.
I've made my decision, I'm gonna stay,
Tell her all about the feelings that I've had to date
She may not be ready for this urgent imposition
but I'm feeling good coz I made this bold decision
When she says yes, and I hope she will,
We'll live in a house at the top of a hill
She'll make pastries and play with our babies
And then I'll get my fill of...
Pasties, pies, soup with noodles
Followed by some apple strudel
Would you like it hot (phwar) I'll see what I've got
But when, I get into town, I let myself down
I can't say a single word.
I guess I'll just to carry on
In my own ridiculous world.
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12. |
The Tax Inspector
03:50
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My baby called she's got a new vocation,
She said it'e great it's gonna help the nation,
She's a gonna make investigation
I wanna know what she meant by that
She was my girl, I knew I'd protect her,
Treat her good and always respect her,
Till she said she was a tax inspector,
Man you gotta be shitting me.
My Girlfriends a tax inspector,
Yippee eye eye eye
I hope I've done nothing to vex her,
Coz it's coming round to tax bill time.
She's writing me a letter says a team is gonna call
For all my dodgy dealing and wheeling and thats not all
I gotta get me outa this mess, then I'm gonna get her outa that dress
Before the taxman comes and takes my balls away
I got this business and I'm a director
Makes loads of money whatever the weather
But you could knock me over with a feather,
Aw shit happens mate
My new accountant says that he’s gonna fix it
I'm not so sure that I'm willing to risk it.
Coz she's seen where I dip my biscuit
Man that's bad news
My Girlfriend’s tax Inspector
Yippy eye eye eye
I hope Ive done nothing to vex her
Coz it's coming round to tax bill time.
And when all of this is done
Im gonna get in my car and run
coz I tell you that life ain't no fun
When your baby's on the other side
My Girlfriend’s tax Inspector
Yippy eye eye eye
I hope Ive done nothing to vex her
Coz it's coming round to tax bill time.
My Girlfriend’s tax Inspector
Yippy eye eye eye
I hope Ive done nothing to vex her
Coz its way past tax bill time.
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13. |
Pageant for the People
03:05
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We've been waiting for so long, for this moment to arrive
Another hour of waiting, and we wouldn't survive
Living through a year of fear and fright
So it’s time to celebrate tonight
I’ve been waiting for so long, For this moment to come
We can all get together all of us, everyone
We will thank all those that helped us through
We owe so much to them Yes me & you
The Bad Times were getting us down
It made me so sad to see you all frown
It’s time to get up and turn this thing round
Get up get up get up get up…..Yeah
Get up get up get up have a good time
Get up get up get up no more down time
Get up get up get up this is our time
Get up get up get up Wooo
Now that we are together,
and the world is free again
We can live brother and sister,
without worry fear or pain
We will thank all those that helped us through
We owe so much to them yes me and you
The Bad Times were getting us down
It made me so sad to see you all frown
It’s time to get up and turn this thing round
Get up get up get up get up…..Yeah
The Bad Times were getting us down
It made me so sad to see you all frown
It’s time to get up and turn this thing round
Get up get up get up get up…..Yeah
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14. |
Sunrise on Europa
06:49
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When I'm feeling so high, I got a place in the sky
I'm looking down on a world that's cold as hell
And when I'm down I look up, but I don't see no hope
Will we ever make it back from here, it's hard to tell
Rivers of methane, Snowflakes of sulphur
The sounds that I hear from this other world, it makes me scared
Head out from IO, all the way to Callisto
Over and over again, I wonder why I dared
I see a spec of light, and I think of home
But still I have to face, another sunrise on Europa
There are troubles of magnitude
The orbit is becoming skewed
Now I’m losing altitude
We're going Down Going Down
Lay in the sun for hours and hours
Feel the warmth and scent of the flowers
Songbirds will call in valleys and meadows
Laugh in the valley and listen for echoes
Then I look down and see the destruction
The forests are burned the rivers are dry
The plague that came caused the corruption
Then we condemned the world to die
I can't see, what will be our destiny, as we leave
As the fleet ascends, with no planned journey end
And we grieve
Now we leave this cold Earth, we didn't value its worth
Looking for a place to live that may not exist
To history I say, you should have seen this day
You've sentenced us to a hell in life support
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15. |
Incestently Yours
03:46
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It’s getting late, When ya gonna take me to bed?
The thing I hate, Is when you take my sister instead
You know it really doesn’t matter, matter at all
If you sleep with my siblings, one & all
But take me along, cos I just like the view
Don’t you leave me all alone as I need to be there
I’ll be quiet as a mouse and I’ll will not stare
Just pretend, it’s her and me and you.
Do anything at all as I have no shame
Your father got involved and I share the blame
He may be gone but the spirit lingers on.
He led us all astray so many times
But now he's had to pay for his heinous crimes
He can rot in hell for ever and a day
It’s getting’ late
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